The Original WHOOKOS Dictionary

The following dictionary was created by the original, BlackBelt Dolphin. Thank you BBD!

 

Word

Pt. Speech

Etymology

Definition

Related items

!US!

n. Proper

Derrived from English ‘us’

The name of the sponsoring multimedia company of Whookos operations. Also refering to dubbed members of our group of friends

 

!US! Latin

n.

n/a

A language made from tacking latin roots on random words for the purpose of appearing smart and/or comical

 

!WE!

n.

Derrived from English ‘we’

The fictional female anime counterparts of !US!

 

ÁAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

exclaimation

Scootgo adapted to Ratgo

The Stupid People Call

HEEEE, HMMMM, Flart, etc.

Administrator: Jensen

n. Proper

Balding

A Jr. High School administrator with a homosexual persona

 

Administrator: Kendle (Nazi)

n. Proper

Bald

A High School Administrator with a bad temperament and a bureaucratic adherence to a ridiculously long High-School Constitution

 

Administrator: Mower

n. Proper

Bald

Bald, A Jr. High School administrator with a short fuse and a personal vandetta against !US!, especially Kyo

Doogovitch

Administrator: Mower: New

n. Proper

Bald

Bald, A High School Administrator which constantly badgers !US! Under the guise of protection (a joke in the public education system). The ‘mower’ torch has been passed to him, and he fulfills his duty with communist-like perfection

Administrator: Mower

Administrator: Smith

n. Proper

Bald

A Jr. High School administrator; retard

 

Arg

exclamation

Noises

Used to describe displeasure, disappointment, discontent, or just general dis

 

Autodigressionary

Adj

BBGo

Self Distracting

Scoot, Naner

Baka Baka Kuso

yes

Ratgo

Stupid-Stupid-crap.

Rat

Bart Nugget

n.

Kyogo

A solid fart?

Preppie

BB

n. Proper

Name

Abreviation for Blackbelt Dolphin -D

BBD, Blackbelt Dolphin

BBD

n. Proper

Name

Abreviation for Blackbelt Dolphin

BB, Blackbelt Dolphin

Blackbelt Dolphin

n. Proper

Name

Originally dolphin, name changed when this lump achieved first dan Black Belt

BB, BBD

Bo Rai Cho

n. Proper

Mortal Kombat

Half a ton of random, sexy sumo warrior, equally bestly as Swiff

 

bob THE man

n.

Name

Unkle Sam’s pet lizzard.

 

Bum

Name

Synonymous with “Hobo”

Unkle Sam’s schitzofreinic, split-personality alter-ego, with power over Hazel Energy, and random knowledge of reactors and the properties of aspen leaves. WTF?!

 

Bumgo

n.

Bumgo

A broken language formed from ‘been alone long too much’ syndrome, used by Bum

Bum, Unkle Sam, !US! !The 1st Move!, !Statistic Attack!

Burp Man

n. Proper

Rocko’s Modern Life

Strange, little kid that hangs out with !US!, can burp REALLY loud! Give him a merrit badge

 

Butt-Munch

n.

Kyogo

An otherwise cool person experienceing a temporary lapse in I-approveness

Bart Nugget, Mom: Your

Capoeira

n. and v.

Flying Brazilians

The random dance/asswup style of martial arts involving the ginga, kicking, flying, and owning scantily dressed men and women, especially of african, native american, or hispanic origins

 

Coach Goold

n. Proper

Large

A humongous, meat-headed Jr. High gym teacher that could bench press the titanic. HIGH KNEES, READY GOOOOO!

 

Dad

n.

BB and Swiff

Sammie’s Father

 

Dad

n.

BB

Naner’s Father

 

DEGOBA!

n. and Exclaimation

Spandexgo

Another word for Crème Soda

Spandex

Desu

v.

JP adapted to Ratgo

Be, is, am, are

 

Desu~

v. femme

JP adapted to Swiffgo

Feminine form of Desu

 

Dodge Frisbee

n. and v.

n/a

Sport involving three idiots, a frisbee, and a trampoline

Whoosh

Dub

n. and v.

Cavemanish

Butt cheek

U, udub

Duck Blood

n.

Swiffgo

A soda containing diet cola and lemonade

 

Duck Spit

n.

Swiffgo

A soda containing diet cola and crème soda

DEGOBA!!

Duck: Go lick a

v.

Unks

Why don’t you play hide-and-go-frack-yourself

frack

Duck: there once was

n.

Kyo

A random song

 

Dukie

n. or v

Slang

Turd, Feces, Kuso

Kuso

Dukie Balls

n.

Scootgo

A malt candy

Bart Nugget

Dumb Grin

n. or v.

n/a

Closed eyes, closed mouth, most commonly used by BB and Scoot, defined by simple, lazy contentment

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Dung

n. Proper

English

!US! Crew member and self-declared martial artist with a desire to prove himself against anybody and everybody

Mikko

Fag-hump

v.

Satan aka the original fag

1. Homosexual rape. 2. What the road does to faggish vehicles. 3. See Kyo. 4. Fairly self-explainitory

Kyo

Fairy

n.

English

Girls don’t have fairies

 

Fancy

v

Swiffgo

To akwardly thrust one’s hips

Swiffer Wet Jet

Fish

n. Proper

The loins of Goliath

A humongous, awesome member of !US!

 

Flart

n. or v.

Scootgo -1

Sperattic sounds of ugh, ack, arg, eigh, and bleh

Scoot

Foot: Evil As

expression

Kyogo

Describing the utter un-sexyness of a situation, an object, or an individual

Butt-Munch

Frak

v.

Battlestar Galactica

Mormonized combination of “crap” and “the f word”

 

Goober

n. and v.

Arby’s

An unpleasant, disgusting, or faggish substance, especially in a semi-solid state. Generally consumed, and if so, generally fag-humps the insides of the consumer from the inside-out.

 

Happi Jiru

n. Proper

Japenglish

Japenglish word for ‘happy juice’

Happy Juice

Happy Juice

n.

Kyogo

An ultra-caffinated cherry-flavored soft drink

DEGOBA!!

HEEEEE!!

exclaimation

Noises

A sound made when we are excitedly happy

 

HMMM

exclaimation

Noises

The sound made during Dumb-Grin

 

House

n. Proper

English

!US! Studios headquarters

Mom

Japenglish

n.

Spikey-kun no go

The official language of the !US! Crew sanctioned Sumo Wrestling

Spikey, BB

Kachan

n. Proper

Naruto

Spikey’s pet name for Rat

 

Kenshin

n. Proper

Japan

1. A cute little half-Asian girl with deep pockets and a real short fuse.

 

Kitty

n. Proper

Name

Our Salt Lake female of the sexy awesome of beating up preppies

 

Konnichikuso

exp.

Ratgo, adapted to Japenglish

1. Hello of Crapness. 2. Poop d’jour 3. The official greeting of the Japenglish

Japenglish

Kuso Face

n.

Ratgo

Crap-kao

Japenglish

Kyo-kun

Name

Fruits Basket

Bestowed by SOPE. The original red-headed stepchild

 

Lump

n.

English

One whose inteligence, or lack thereof, demands that his or her lifestyle be lazy in nature

BB

Lumpy

Adj

English and Scootgo

Adjective form of ‘lump’

Lump, Scoot, Ed

Manus Queerum

n.

!US! Latin

!US! Latin for pretty boy

Pretty Boy, !US! Latin

Meganimininimishinese

n.

Kyogo and Memgo

A language derived from Memgo and Kyogo, defined by uninteligent, spurratic vocal blehs

Mem, Kyo

Mem

n. Proper

Sopego

An adorable, dopey female that used to hang around with !US! Before the evil Vikings swooped out of the sky on their garbage can horses and stole her away from us 8=(

Sopegirls

Mikko

n. Proper

Japanese

The official !US! Crew sorceress

Dung

Meow Mix

n.

Random Commercial

1. A brand of Cat Food 2. An advertising song

Rat

Mom

n. Proper

English

Scoot’s Mother

House

Mom

n. Proper

English

BB’s Mother

 

Mom

n. Proper

English

Swiffer’s Mother

 

Mom

n. Proper

English

Rat’s Mother

 

Mom

n. Proper

English

Kyo’s Washington/California Mother

 

Mom

n.

BB and Swiff

Sammie’s Mother

 

Mom: Your

dis

Prepgo

Used to describe one’s mother, generally in a derogatory, counter-evasive manner

 

Moo

n. or v.

Kyogo

Random Noise, often used exclaimitorily and/or in the presence of females

 

Naner

n. Proper

Toblergo

!US! Crew Member, slightly ditzy, the !US! Crew’s ‘good girl’

 

Nibbles

n. Proper

Name

Swiffer’s First Girlfriend, random little girl that sleeps a lot and has ties to the underworld…somehow

Kitty

Nunnary, The

n.

English

Opposite of “Ownage”. When a pretty girl rejects you in a manner of extreme, painful denial, especially when she’s fake about it and/or has a terrible excuse (i.e. “I’m off to take out my vows and become a nun”).

 

O

 

Cavemanish

1. The number one. 2. To take a piss

 

Own

v.

English

1. To make something one’s own. 2. To massacre, defeat, and/or pwn the living snot out of an opponent.

 

Ownage

n.

derived from internet “pwn”

The epitomy of awesomeness, especially in reguards to positive female attention

 

Pause

v.

Calinfornia

The act of “stopping” at a stop sign. *snicker*

System: cheat the

Pickle Juice

n. Proper

Name

Lexie’s Sister

 

Pickles: Everything But

expression

English

Specific instructions on use of condements on microwaveable burgers of yucky

All entries with a BBGo etymology

Pitter-Patterly

adv.

Parkgo

JP – parapara ni, the adverb form of ‘pitter patter’

 

Poopy

n. Proper

Scootgo

Scoot’s Scottish Grandfather

Scoot, Mom

Preppie

n.

Slang

Mindless, status-quo conformists that go out of their way to belittle anybody they feel is monitarily, socially, intelectually, or in any other way inferior to themselves

Butt-Munch

Pretty Boy

n.

English

In Latin: Manus Queerum. A male defined by large, pretty eyes, well combed locks, abs and pecs and biceps with no muscular upkeep to speak of, and ridiculously tight pants

Manus Queerum

Quack

n., v., exclaimation

Scootgo

1. Random noise of a duck. 2. A professional wack job

 

Quack Quack Moo

expression

BBGo

A random song derrived from a strange movie set deep in BB’s memory

BBGo etymology

Rat

n. Proper

Name

Just…Rat

 

Rice Berg

n.

Avatar and Ratgo

Japanese Onigiri, generally made with taco bell fire sauce, the flavoring packets from Top Ramen, and/or “green”

Rat

Sasquatch

n. Proper

Name

Scoot is tall

Scoot, Kenshin

Scoot

n. Proper

Name

Name given due to Scoot hitting his head on the bottom of the computer desk one too many times and then typing his name wrong in the login screen a dozen times in a row

 

Seagull

n. Proper

 

1. The bubliest !US! Crew Member 2. Random, crap-eating, on-head pooping trash bird

 

Sexy

Adj, n., or v.

English

Just…sexy

Whookos

Sexy: Dead

adj

Kyogo

Sexy +1

Kyo

Sitting: Not while I’m

expression

English

A plea to not be attacked while resting one’s weight on his or her posterior

All entries with a BBGo etymology

Sleepy

n. Proper

Name

A bubbly little psycho puppy girl

 

Sopegirls

n. Proper

Sopego

Somewhat Originally Pretty Euphemisms, the members of SOPE are the closest thing we can find in the real world to !US!

 

Spandex

n. Proper

Name

Lumpy, self-rightous girl chaser

 

Spekum

 

Cavemanish; Unkle Sam

To speak, especially in referance to racism

Underwear

Spikey

n. Proper

English

The Japenglish rival of Blackbelt Dolphin, the official !US! Crew 80’s Japanese Rocker

 

Squoosh

n. or v.

Onomonopia

Sport using three large love sacs with a person underneate one, a person unde two, and a person under all three. Generally, to add more pressure, one to three people will climb on top of the tower and press against the ceiling.

Whoosh, House

Swiff

n. Proper

Name

Abreviation of Swiffer Wet Jet

Swiffer Wet Jet

Swiffer Wet Jet

n. Proper

Dust Mop

The ugly beast with the feircest and least-predictable personae

Bo Rai Cho

System: Cheat the

v.

America

To break a rule and use technical loopholes to get around the repercussions of our stupid and/or random and/or devius and/or criminal activities

Kyo, Unkle Bum

Teacher: Doogovitch

n. Proper

Bald

A Jr. High School Science teacher with a love of cars and a tendancy for nose-bleeds

All entries with an etymology of ‘Bald’

Teacher: Mecham

n. Proper

The bowels of hell’s psycho ward

Problems; a Jr. High School biology teacher with a twitch, also used to refer to an unhealthy obsession with cows (i.e. Mecham syndrome)

Sum-Dog

Teacher: Sum-Dog

n. Proper

Old

An old as dirt, rich as crap Jr. High School geography teacher who has been to every political nation on earth (as they existed back in the day when water was invented) excepting India. Likes pain pills

Camel Toe, Djiboudi, Points, Lennon, Stalin, Bushmen, The Legions of the Undead

Teacher: VK

n. Proper

Cool

Our hero; but still a math teacher >_<

 

THS

n. Proper

Utahgo

Better than PG, and sexier too. Also better than LP, MV, AF, and all related schools

BYU

Tsuki Megami

n. Proper

Japanese

Random nerdy chick with attitude, unofficially married to BB

Twilight Moon

Twilight Moon

n. Proper

English

See Tsuki Megami

Tsuki Megami

U

number

Cavemanish

1. the number two 2. to take a dump

 

Udub

n. and v.

Cavemanish

Ass

 

Unkle Bum

n. Proper

Name

The dualistic split-personality, caught-between-alter-egos Unkle Sam/Bum

Unkle Sam, Bum

Unkle Sam

n. Proper

Your Mom

An off-the-wall schitzofreinic split-personality !US! Crew member

Bum

WE CAN MAKE IT!!

expression

G

Encouraging the driver of a motor vehicle to cheat the system in reguards to traffic lights turning yellow

 

Whoahk

expression

Derived from “whoah!”

The gutteral exclaimation of intense ownage, random (pleasant) surprise, and a general reaction to favorable female attention

 

Whookos

n. Proper

Acronym

We Have Our Own Kind of Smart

Everything

Whoosh

n. Proper and v.

Onomonopia

The official sport of the !US! Crew. Contestents slide down a hill shouting random profainity and knocking each other down.

Squoosh

Zoom

n. and v.

BB

1.The act of using electronic equiptment to get closup views of random people’s butts. See “udub” 2. Capoeira mata um

 

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